If you can't laugh at other people, who can you laugh at?
"THE DOUGHNUT IN GRANNY'S GREENHOUSE"
A party is in full swing.
Desperate for a pee, a man goes up to the host and asks the whereabouts of the “smallest room".
The host is nonplussed.
The man continues with every possible euphemism:
“little boy's room" - "privy" - "bog" - "john" - "jakes" - "loo" - "facility" – “rest room" – “comfort station???”.
The host is still baffled.
The man finally blurts, “Look you stupid bastard, I'm bursting for a piss!”
“Ah,” says the host, “you want the Doughnut in Granny's Greenhouse".
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